I love you very much and I really do enjoy feeling you move about. However, we need to talk about some of your behavior.
1. Get your feet out of my ribs. I think you are trying to reach my tonsils to use them as a punching (kicking?) bag half the time and the other half you use my ribcage as leverage for stronger head butting, and both of these are just plain uncomfortable.
2. Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, let your mother sleep. I know there are many sleepless nights ahead, but I see no reason to start now.
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